GOING TO CONFESSION

with no mortal sins to confess:

when you do have a mortal sin:

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WHEN FATHER MENTIONS YOU IN THE HOMILY

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WHEN I HEARD THAT KATHLEEN SEBELIUS WOULD BE SPEAKING AT GEORGETOWN

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WHEN THE HISTORY CHANNEL TRIES TO EXPLAIN CHURCH TEACHING

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WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY USE RESPONSES FROM THE OLD TRANSLATION OF THE MASS

everyone looks at you like:

but when the priest does it you’re like:

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WHEN YOU SEE THE POPE ON EWTN AND HE’S SPEAKING ENGLISH

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